英式幽默句子温柔语录短句(温柔又霸气的幽默句子)

1.
"If
you
were
a
vegetable,
you'd
be
a
cute-cumber. "】

2.
"You
are
the
butter
to
my
bread
and
the
breath
to
my
life. "】

3.
"I
must
be
a
pirate
because
I've
had
my
eye
on
you
for
arrr-while
now. "】

4.
"I
love
you
more
than
a
cup
of
tea
on
a
rainy
day. "】

5.
"You
are
my
cupcake
in
a
world
full
of
muffins. "】

6.
"You
light
up
my
life
like
a
crumpet
in
a
tea
party. "】

7.
"I
feel
like
the
luckiest
person
in
the
world
to
have
you
in
my
life. "】

8.
"I'm
so
grateful
to
have
found
my
forever
dance
partner
in
you. "】

9.
"You
are
the
sunshine
that
brightens
my
day
and
the
star
that
shines
in
my
night. "】

10.
"You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat,
like
a
cricket
in
a
game
of
croquet. "】

11.
"I
never
knew
how
incomplete
my
life
was
until
I
found
you. "】

1
2.
"I
would
walk
a
million
miles
just
to
see
your
smiling
face
at
the
end. "】

1
3.
"You
are
my
prince
charming,
and
I
am
your
damsel
in
distress. "】

1
4.
"You
make
my
heart
sing
like
a
choir
of
angels. "】

1
5.
"I
love
you
more
than
an
Englishman
loves
his
afternoon
tea. "】

1
6.
"You
are
my
happily
ever
after,
like
a
fairytale
ending
come
true. "】

1
7.
"You
complete
me
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle. "】

1
8.
"I
am
forever
grateful
for
the
day
our
paths
crossed. "】

1
9.
"I
feel
so
lucky
to
be
the
one
holding
your
hand. "】

20.
"You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat
like
a
game
of
cricket,
and
I
wouldn't
have
it
any
other
way. "】