笑话句子伤感语录英语(伤感语录孤独寂寞的句子)

1.
"You
know
it's
a
bad
day
when
you
wake
up
to
find
out
that
your
alarm
clock
has
committed
suicide. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

2.
"Behind
every
successful
person
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

3.
"I
was
going
to
quit
all
my
bad
habits
for
the
new
year,
but
then
I
remembered
that
nobody
likes
a
quitter. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

4.
"I'm
not
sure
if
life
is
passing
me
by
or
trying
to
run
me
over. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

5.
"I
always
cry
at
weddings,
especially
my
own. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

6.
"I
was
born
to
be
wild,
but
only
until
around
9
pm
or
so. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

8.
"They
say
'time
heals
all
wounds',
but
I'm
still
waiting
for
my
time
machine
to
come
in. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

10.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

11.
"I
thought
I
wanted
a
career,
but
turns
out
I
just
wanted
the
salary. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
2.
"I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
selective
with
my
memory. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
3.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
actively
participating
in
a
'try-not-to-fall'
challenge. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
4.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
discussing
my
superior
knowledge
of
the
subject. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
5.
"I'm
not
annoying,
I'm
just
a
limited
edition
with
no
off
switch. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
6.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
long-term
relationship
with
freedom. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
7.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
8.
"I'm
not
antisocial,
I'm
just
selectively
social. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

1
9.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
Netflix
binge-watching. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】

20.
"I'm
not
a
pessimist,
I'm
just
a
realist
with
an
unfortunate
amount
of
experience. "
【笑话句子伤感语录英语】