发朋友圈搞笑自拍的句子(自拍朋友圈文案搞笑)

1.
Just
because
I’m
smiling
doesn’t
mean
my
face
muscles
aren’t
in
pain.
【笑得出痛，辛苦了我自己】

2.
I
took
this
selfie
right
in
the
middle
of
my
mid-life
crisis.
【这张自拍是我半老不少的危机时刻的见证】

3.
To
everyone
out
there
struggling
to
look
cute
in
selfies,
trust
me,
it’s
not
just
you.
【不光你们，大家都在努力拍出好看的自拍呢】

4.
I’m
pretty
sure
this
is
what
my
face
looks
like
when
I’m
trying
to
pretend
that
I’m
happy.
【当我试图假装自己很开心的时候，脸肯定是这个样子的】

5.
PSA:
This
selfie
was
taken
after
multiple
attempts
and
a
lot
of
filter
choices.
【请注意，这张自拍是在尝试多次和选择滤镜之后得出的】

6.
Me
trying
to
hide
my
double
chin
and
failing
miserably.
【我试图遮住双下巴却失败了，无语】

7.
When
you’re
feeling
yourself
so
much
you
take
a
selfie
in
the
middle
of
doing
your
grocery
shopping.
【当你觉得自己很棒时，甚至连购物都能自拍】

8.
I’m
not
saying
I’m
a
model,
but
I
can
give
you
a
good
run
for
your
money.
【我不是说我是模特，但我绝对可以和他们比拼一下】

9.
Basically,
my
selfie
game
is
strong
but
my
social
skills?
Not
so
much.
【其实，我自拍技能还行，但社交能力嘛…】

10.
Just
a
casual
reminder
that
filters
are
a
girl’s
best
friend.
【随便提醒一下，滤镜就是女孩的好朋友】

11.
When
you’re
trying
to
look
cute
but
end
up
looking
like
a
potato.
【当你想要拍出可爱的自拍，结果却像个土豆】

1
2.
I
might
not
be
a
photographer,
but
I
can
definitely
work
a
selfie
stick.
【我不是专业摄影师，但我绝对懂得如何运用自拍杆】

1
3.
This
selfie
is
proof
that
even
on
a
bad
hair
day,
I
can
still
look
presentable.
【这张自拍证明了即使头发不好也能看起来不错】

1
4.
Me
pretending
to
be
a
supermodel
until
someone
walks
in
and
sees
me
being
awkward
in
front
of
the
camera.
【当我试图假装自己是超模直到有人走进来看到我的尴尬】

1
5.
Just
me,
my
phone,
and
my
bra
strap
doing
the
most
annoying
dance
ever.
【我、手机和胸罩带组成了最让人讨厌的“舞者”的组合】

1
6.
Posting
this
selfie
because
I
miss
the
days
where
I
didn’t
have
to
wear
a
mask
in
public.
【发自拍是因为我怀念那些不用在公众场合戴口罩的日子】

1
7.
Me
being
adventurous
and
climbing
up
on
a
chair
to
take
a
selfie.
【我大胆冒险地爬上椅子自拍的瞬间】

1
8.
I’m
not
photogenic,
I
just
know
how
to
work
my
angles.
【我不是长得好看，只是懂得抓好自己的角度而已】

1
9.
When
you
take
a
selfie
with
your
pet
and
they
steal
the
show.
【当你和宠物自拍时，它们成了自拍的主角】

20.
The
best
part
about
selfies?
You
can
take
as
many
as
you
want
until
you
get
it
right.
【自拍的好处在于，你可以拍多少次都无妨，等你拍对了再发】