伤感语录搞笑英文(英文句子爱情伤感语录)

1.
"I
can't
decide
if
life
is
more
depressing
or
hilarious,
so
I
just
laugh
through
my
tears. "】

2.
"Just
once
I'd
like
to
be
the
drama
queen
instead
of
the
comedy
relief. "】


3.
"I
have
a
feeling
my
imaginary
friend
is
better
company
than
most
of
the
people
I
know. "】


4.
"I
use
humor
to
deflect
from
my
crippling
emotional
damage.
It's
cheaper
than
therapy. "】


5.
"If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
limoncello
and
forget
about
your
problems. "】


6.
"I'm
the
human
equivalent
of
a
sad
clown.
Except
I'm
not
even
entertaining. "】


7.
"Behind
every
good
sense
of
humor
is
a
deep-seated
pain
that
refuses
to
go
away. "】


8.
"I'm
not
great
at
math,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
my
life
is
trending
towards
a
tragedy-comedy
mix. "】


9.
"I've
decided
to
stop
looking
for
love
and
start
looking
for
a
good
therapist. "】


10.
"I'm
like
a
tear-stained
clown,
except
the
only
person
laughing
is
myself. "】


11.
"If
sarcasm
was
a
blind
date,
it
would
be
the
love
of
my
life. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
sure
whether
to
laugh
or
cry,
so
I'll
just
do
both
and
call
it
a
day. "】


1
3.
"Who
needs
real-life
friends
when
you
have
a
knock-knock
joke
at
the
ready?"】


1
4.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
being
alone
is
being
alone
with
my
own
thoughts. "】


1
5.
"I
tried
to
be
an
optimist
once,
but
it
didn't
go
very
well.
I
kept
expecting
the
worst
anyway. "】


1
6.
"Why
go
to
therapy
when
you
can
just
hit
up
an
open
mic
night?"】


1
7.
"I'm
the
kind
of
person
who
can
make
a
joke
out
of
anything,
even
a
failed
relationship. "】


1
8.
"When
life
hands
me
lemons,
I
just
squirt
them
in
my
eyes
and
call
it
a
day. "】


1
9.
"I
used
to
think
that
laughter
was
the
best
medicine,
until
I
tried
antidepressants. "】


20.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
depressed
or
if
this
is
just
my
natural
state
of
being. "】