英式幽默句子温柔文案长句(老师幽默温柔的句子)

1.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
ask
for
gin
and
tonic
instead. "】

2.
"Love
may
be
blind,
but
it's
always
hungry
for
a
good
cup
of
tea. "】

3.
"In
the
midst
of
chaos,
a
well-brewed
pot
of
English
breakfast
tea
is
the
perfect
remedy. "】

4.
"The
best
things
in
life
are
free,
except
for
a
proper
English
afternoon
tea,
that's
worth
every
penny. "】

5.
"A
true
cup
of
tea
can
cure
almost
anything,
except
for
a
broken
teapot. "】

6.
"There's
no
such
thing
as
too
many
biscuits
when
accompanied
by
a
steaming
cup
of
tea. "】

7.
"When
it
comes
to
tea-time,
etiquette
is
important,
but
a
good
sense
of
humor
is
everything. "】

8.
"You
can't
buy
happiness,
but
you
can
definitely
buy
a
nostalgic
taste
of
the
British
Empire
with
a
cup
of
Earl
Grey. "】

9.
"No
matter
how
rough
the
day,
a
cup
of
tea
makes
everything
better.
It's
like
a
warm
hug
in
a
mug. "】

10.
"Life
is
too
short
for
bad
tea,
so
always
keep
a
few
extra
tea
bags
on
hand. "】

11.
"A
proper
English
tea
may
be
a
simple
indulgence,
but
it's
also
a
timeless
pleasure. "】

1
2.
"True
friendship
is
tested
during
a
tea
party.
Can
they
handle
your
scones
and
witty
remarks?"】

1
3.
"The
most
relaxing
and
luxurious
experience
is
sitting
back
with
a
good
book
and
a
cup
of
tea. "】

1
4.
"There's
no
use
crying
over
spilled
tea,
but
it's
okay
to
throw
a
fit
if
someone
tries
to
take
your
last
scone. "】

1
5.
"Tea
and
sympathy
go
hand-in-hand.
It's
the
perfect
combination
for
consoling
a
friend
in
need. "】

1
6.
"When
life
gets
overwhelming,
take
a
break
and
enjoy
a
cup
of
tea.
It's
the
little
things
that
make
a
big
difference. "】

1
7.
"You
can't
be
grumpy
holding
a
teacup.
It's
a
rule
in
the
British
Empire. "】

1
8.
"Tea
is
the
answer
to
everything,
sometimes
you
just
need
to
ask
the
right
question. "】

1
9.
"A
good
cup
of
tea
is
like
a
symphony
for
the
senses.
The
flavor,
aroma,
and
warmth
all
come
together
to
create
a
perfect
harmony. "】

20.
"When
all
else
fails,
always
remember
that
tea
is
there
for
you.
It's
the
dependable
friend
you
can
always
count
on. "】