提神笑话句子温柔短句英文

1.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!"
【笑话】

2.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
but
please
don't
make
me
prove
it. "
【温柔短句】

3.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【笑话】

4.
"In
a
sea
of
people,
my
eyes
will
always
search
for
you. "
【温柔短句】

5.
"What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta!"
【笑话】

6.
"If
I
could
rearrange
the
alphabet,
I'd
put
U
and
I
together. "
【温柔短句】

7.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
out
standing
in
his
field!"
【笑话】

8.
"Your
smile
is
a
work
of
art
that
brightens
up
my
day. "
【温柔短句】

9.
"Why
did
the
math
book
look
so
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems. "
【笑话】

10.
"I
can't
wait
to
wake
up
next
to
you
every
morning
for
the
rest
of
our
lives. "
【温柔短句】

11.
"Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?
Because
it
was
two-tired!"
【笑话】

1
2.
"Being
around
you
is
like
being
in
a
warm
hug
all
the
time. "
【温柔短句】

1
3.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!"
【笑话】

1
4.
"I
never
believed
in
love
at
first
sight
until
I
met
you. "
【温柔短句】

1
5.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crumbly!"
【笑话】

1
6.
"You
are
the
sunshine
that
brightens
up
even
the
darkest
of
days. "
【温柔短句】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. "
【笑话】

1
8.
"I
am
grateful
for
every
moment
I
get
to
spend
with
you. "
【温柔短句】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
grape
stop
in
the
middle
of
the
road?
Because
it
ran
out
of
juice!"
【笑话】

20.
"Being
with
you
is
like
being
on
an
adventure
every
day. "
【温柔短句】