英文笑话句子爱情图片(对爱情伤透绝望的英文句子)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart;
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
Relationships
are
like
algebra. . . have
you
ever
looked
at
your
X
and
wondered
Y?
【爱情】

3.
The
quickest
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his
chest.
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4.
If
love
is
blind,
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?
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5.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【笑话】

6.
My
boyfriend
and
I
met
on
the
internet
and
started
dating
long
distance.
We
finally
decided
to
meet
in
person,
so
I
flew
out
to
see
him.
As
soon
as
I
set
eyes
on
him,
I
knew
he
was
the
one
I'd
been
looking
for.
Turns
out
I
was
wrong. . .
I
was
looking
for
John,
he
was
Steve.
【爱情】

7.
If
my
boyfriend
ever
cheats
on
me,
I'm
going
to
yell
"You
said
you'd
love
me
forever!"
and
glue
his
flip
flops
to
the
ceiling.
【笑话】

8.
Money
can't
buy
love,
but
it
can
buy
you
a
nicer
tombstone.
【爱情】

9.
Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards.
In
the
beginning,
all
you
need
is
two
hearts
and
a
diamond.
By
the
end,
you
wish
you
had
a
club
and
a
spade.
【笑话】

10.
The
only
time
a
woman
truly
owns
a
man
is
when
he's
a
baby.
【爱情】

11.
Relationships
are
like
toilets.
Sometimes
you
just
have
to
flush
them
and
start
over.
【笑话】

1
2.
Men
are
like
parking
spots. . .
All
the
good
ones
are
taken,
and
the
rest
are
handicapped.
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1
3.
The
difference
between
love
and
marriage
is
that
love
is
blind
and
marriage
is
an
eye-opener.
【笑话】

1
4.
I
asked
my
wife
what
she
wanted
for
her
birthday.
She
said,
"Just
a
divorce. "
I
replied,
"Ok,
I
wasn't
planning
on
spending
that
much
anyway. "
【爱情】

1
5.
Never
trust
a
person
who
doesn't
like
dogs,
but
always
trust
a
dog
when
it
doesn't
like
a
person.
【笑话】

1
6.
They
say
love
is
the
best
antidepressant,
but
if
your
love
life
is
depressing,
you're
on
your
own.
【爱情】

1
7.
I'm
not
great
at
the
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【笑话】

1
8.
Love
is
just
a
word
until
someone
comes
along
and
gives
it
meaning.
Just
like
"unicorn"
means
nothing
until
you
see
a
horse
with
a
giant
spike
on
its
forehead.
【爱情】

1
9.
Relationships
are
like
a
game
of
chess.
One
wrong
move
and
you're
screwed.
【笑话】

20.
Real
love
is
finding
someone
who
accepts
your
weirdness,
ignores
your
flaws,
and
loves
you
anyway.
Fake
love
is
swiping
right
on
Tinder.
【爱情】