经常熬夜的朋友圈句子搞笑(经常熬夜对性功能有影响吗)

1.
"I
never
sleep
because
sleep
is
the
cousin
of
death. . .
and
I
like
to
live
dangerously. "】

2.
"I'm
not
a
night
owl,
I'm
a
night
zombie. "】

3.
"The
only
way
I
know
it's
morning
is
by
the
sound
of
my
alarm
clock. "】

4.
"I
don't
need
coffee,
I
need
a
defibrillator. "】

5.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
bed.
I
love
it,
but
it
hates
me
for
never
being
in
it. "】

6.
"I
always
feel
like
my
brain
is
screaming
at
me
to
go
to
sleep,
but
my
body
is
like
'nah,
let's
stay
up
all
night. '"】

7.
"Midnight
snacks
are
good
for
the
soul. . .
but
bad
for
the
waistline. "】

8.
"I
think
I'm
nocturnal
at
this
point. "】

9.
"The
only
time
I
get
enough
sleep
is
when
I
accidentally
fall
asleep
during
the
day. "】

10.
"I
have
to
admit,
the
sunrise
is
a
beautiful
sight
when
you've
been
up
all
night. "】

11.
"Who
needs
a
nightlife
when
you
can
have
a
night-IN?"】

1
2.
"I've
been
awake
so
long,
I
think
I
can
see
through
time
and
space. "】

1
3.
"My
bed
is
starting
to
feel
like
a
distant
memory. "】

1
4.
"I
don't
even
know
what
day
it
is
anymore. "】

1
5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
invented
the
concept
of
'sleeping
in
shifts'. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
tired. . .
I'm
just
resting
my
eyes. "】

1
7.
"I've
become
a
master
of
the
power
nap. "】

1
8.
"I
don't
think
my
body
knows
how
to
function
without
caffeine
anymore. "】

1
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
could
have
a
full
conversation
with
a
wall
at
this
point. "】

20.
"I'm
definitely
going
to
regret
this
tomorrow. . .
but
for
now,
let's
party
like
it's
3am. "】