早餐搞笑发朋友圈的句子(早餐搞笑文案朋友圈)

1.
"Started
my
day
with
a
bowl
of
cereal
and
a
sad
realization
that
I'm
still
not
a
morning
person. "】

2.
"Toast
burnt
to
a
crisp,
but
at
least
my
coffee
is
perfect. "】

3.
"I
put
off
breakfast
for
30
minutes
just
to
make
it
feel
more
like
brunch. "】

4.
"My
breakfast
buddy
this
morning
was
a
lonely
spoon
that's
seen
better
days. "】

5.
"My
eggs
were
so
overcooked,
I
think
they
were
trying
to
communicate
with
me. "】

6.
"I
don't
always
eat
breakfast,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
it's
a
feast. "】

7.
"I
switched
from
coffee
to
tea
this
morning,
just
to
keep
things
interesting. "】

8.
"Note
to
self:
never
try
to
cook
pancakes
while
half-asleep. "】

9.
"I
think
my
cereal
has
officially
become
part
of
my
daily
routine. "】

10.
"If
breakfast
is
the
most
important
meal
of
the
day,
why
does
it
always
feel
like
the
shortest?"】

11.
"Just
realized
I've
been
eating
the
same
breakfast
for
a
week
straight.
Help. "】

1
2.
"Went
for
a
healthy
breakfast
option
this
morning,
but
now
I'm
eyeing
those
donuts
in
the
break
room. "】

1
3.
"I
tried
to
make
a
fancy
breakfast,
but
ended
up
with
scrambled
eggs
on
toast.
Still
counts. "】

1
4.
"Why
do
I
always
make
too
much
oatmeal?
Is
there
such
a
thing
as
a
leftover
breakfast?"】

1
5.
"Nothing
like
a
piping
hot
cup
of
coffee
to
make
me
forget
it's
Monday
morning. "】

1
6.
"Forgot
to
buy
milk,
so
I'm
having
a
sad
bowl
of
dry
cereal
this
morning. "】

1
7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
have
breakfast
down
to
a
science
now. "】

1
8.
"My
breakfast
game
is
weak
today.
Can
I
just
go
back
to
bed?"】

1
9.
"I'm
convinced
breakfast
tastes
better
when
someone
else
makes
it
for
you. "】

20.
"At
what
point
does
breakfast
turn
into
lunch?
Asking
for
a
friend. "】