国外幽默生活句子(尽管生活一地鸡毛的幽默句子)

1.
"It's
not
that
I'm
lazy,
it's
that
I
just
don't
care. "
【#Relatable】

2.
"I
can
resist
anything
except
temptation. "
【#FoodieLife】

3.
"I
have
a
memory
like
an
elephant.
I
remember
everything
I
ate
and
when
I
ate
it. "
【#FoodObsessed】

4.
"I
can't
adult
today.
Please
don't
make
me
adult. "
【#ForeverAChild】

5.
"I
put
the
'pro'
in
procrastinate. "
【#ChronicProcrastinator】

6.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【#ShortGirlProblems】

7.
"I
have
a
personality
you
can't
handle. "
【#SassyAndProud】

8.
"I've
reached
that
age
where
my
brain
goes
from
'you
probably
shouldn't
say
that'
to
'what
the
heck,
let's
see
what
happens'. "
【#NoFilter】

9.
"I
like
long
romantic
walks
down
the
make-up
aisle. "
【#BeautyAddict】

10.
"I
need
a
six-month
vacation,
twice
a
year. "
【#WorkHardPlayHard】

11.
"I
don't
have
a
bad
handwriting,
I
have
my
own
font. "
【#ArtisticProblems】

1
2.
"I
don't
always
have
a
sarcastic
comment,
but
when
I
do,
I
usually
keep
it
to
myself. "
【#SarcasticHumor】

1
3.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【#DebaterAtHeart】

1
4.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things. "
【#EfficiencyExpert】

1
5.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
fun-size. "
【#SmallButMighty】

1
6.
"I
don't
have
a
shopping
problem,
I'm
just
helping
the
economy. "
【#Shopaholic】

1
7.
"I
did
not
wake
up
like
this.
It
took
me
hours
to
look
like
a
hot
mess. "
【#BeautyStruggles】

1
8.
"I'm
a
grammar
nerd,
not
a
grammar
nazi. "
【#WordNerd】

1
9.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong. "
【#ConfidentProblemSolver】

20.
"I'm
living
the
dream,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it's
someone
else's
nightmare. "
【#LivingTheLife】